And sometimes it s deliriously funny.
Funny carpet cleaning jokes.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
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Read on to discover the best clean jokes that promise a whole lot of giggles for both adults and kids alike.
She was a wearing a new dress made of carpet and she asked me if i liked it.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
And while there s certainly a place in every amateur.
Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
However while many of us have repertoires chock full of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking up our college pals there are numerous times when a more delicate clean joke is needed like when you re trying to win over that new boss or elicit a laugh from your grandma.
50 hilarious clean pg rated jokes that will make you laugh at any age by january nelson updated may 14 2020.
So i became a mom.
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A big list of carpet jokes.
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72 of them in fact.
My room is not dirty.
I just have everything.
Yup they were working in a carpit.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
There s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
I knock myself out.
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I got a new carpet today.
Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet.
By january nelson updated may 14 2020.
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Just got fired from da carpet factory.
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I met with my date at the bar last night.
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Sometimes cleaning is serious business.
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I love cleaning up messes i didn t make.
He s called henry he s a spider and he lives in the glove compartment.
